oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
(via voldemorts--nose)

| me: | avoids getting in the shower |
| me: | avoids getting in the shower |
| me: | avoids getting in the shower |
| me: | avoids getting in the shower |
| me: | gets in the shower |
| me: | i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE |
